it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT
THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
the strokes are really confusing right now. like jules just released that promo vid and it seems like he’ll be doing a full tour by himself???? and albert is saying he’s hoping they’re gonna tour together??? as solo acts or???? and then the strokes are doing that show at gov ball???? and we’ve heard nothing more about them as a group since???
you can blow smoke rings? pretty cool bro but check this out (takes a long drag)(blows a vagina made of smoke)(blows a perfectly formed smoke dick which glides through the air and collides with it)(the smoke coalesces into a smoke baby)(the baby flies through the air and grabs a knife)(as you fight the smoke baby i scream “DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCK WITH THE SMOKE WIZARD AND GET AWAY? DID YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS?”)
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